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Cat love tails, they’re something people won’t admit.

Cat love tails, they’re something people won’t admit.

A friend of mine, who’s very capable and carries a matching temperament, has a cat. Nothing unusual in that, but you can never imagine their relationship, which I’m about to go into detail. He

’d probably beat the living daylights out of me, should I mention names, or indicate who he is amongst shared acquaintances.

The guy is nuts, over his cat. Positively nuts. So much so, that he neglects to safeguard any notion of strength, toughness or that manly persona he may want to be identified with. You’ll get to know him before he shells out the cat stories, of which he has many. “The cat does this, the cat does that, my cat can, what a cat” and so on.

I’m a real cat lover,

so I can easily relate. However, most people probably couldn’t, and if so, wouldn’t admit it. My friend whom I’ll call Bob now, for convenience sake, takes no action without consideration for his cat. Meal time wouldn’t be possible without the ritual selection of something his cat may enjoy from his plate. I’ve no doubt that his own personal dinning choices are made with his cat in mind.

His environment is the cats’ environment and must be maintained to the cats pleasing. Placement of pillows, the angle of TV, access to cupboards, closets and location of the litter box. No doubt, the litter is probably changed 4 or 5 times a day. I’m sure you’re getting the picture.

If I was a fly on the wall in his house, I bet I could hear him now; “how’s my little tookie, tooksi?” “How’s my little shmukrsome, how’s my little shmurksome baby?” “Does Shmurksi want a treat?” “Does my little baby want something from the fridge?” “Let’s go get Shmurksi something.” I can easily predict their relationship is at that childish level. I recognize the signs easily, as I’m that kind of cat owner or lover I should say. I’ve no qualms, in admitting it.

Cat love

Bob does go the distance a bit too much when it comes to the cat toys. That’s what makes for a great  Cat love tail. The cat gets hers ordered often and in quantity. They come from stores selected on Alibaba. Now you might want to take note, of his purchasing skills. Bob orders the toys, a dozen (minimum order) at a time. This cat will never get through the stock pile, but the stockpiles of any one toy type cost less than one unit. Purchased here that is. The latest order was for 12 little-stuffed mice, feathered and tethered on a 2-foot stick. Same as those made in China toys you’d buy here, for 7 bucks a pop. He just orders them from the source. So this dozen tethered mice cost 7 bucks, delivered!

Bob’s very proud in the mass he’s amassed. Maybe the cat is too. The one thing these stories have in common is that he’s happy about them and happy to tell them. It’s a good thing, to love a cat. For another endearing Cat love tail, check out this article on my blog site http://my12cats.com/love/cat-love-humor/

 

dhendricks
2 Comments
  • Harvey Carillo

    Hi david! you have a very awesome article.!

    May 11, 2017 at 6:01 am
    • dhendricks

      ty, for your kind words

      May 31, 2017 at 11:44 am

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